"A coworker asked for my number the other day. My friends overheard and said: ‘He must have a thing for Indians.’ I was like, ‘Or maybe I’m just really fucking cool.’"
IM SORRY MY MENSTRUATION HAS ANNOYED YOU ILL TRY AND KEEP IT BOTTLED UP NEXT TIME
and pour it on him while he sleeps
i was told….
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Orchestra class with Levi
i feel safe knowing that he is a guardian of our galaxy
when you say a joke in front of a big group and no one laughs
the first time i saw this i actually laughed for an hour