i went down to the middle school today for relay for life and i saw my old social studies teacher i had a crush on (don’t talk to me) and he was like “hey how are you i haven’t seen you in ages?” and the first thing i blurted out was “I JUST TURNED 18” and jesus christ if that’s not the thirstiest thing i’ve said in my whole life
i asked my italian grandfather if the rough parts of italy were called the spaghetto and look at me w/ so much shame
“mickey mouse it says you want to divorce minnie because she was…… extremely silly?”
“no, i said she was fucking goofy”
please stop reblogging this i stole this joke from my brother
my sister borrowed my laptop so i checked the history and it was this picture refreshed 246 times
if you ever call me annoying, even if it’s just jokingly, the chances of me ever speaking to you again are slim to none because I’ll be so afraid that every little word or sound that comes out of my mouth will aggravate you and make you cringe and hate my existence
Bryan Fuller on Hannibal
Its becoming more and more obvious Bryan writes smut fanfiction in his spare time. If I ever read I really really well written fanfic filled with sex I am just going to assume its him using a pseudonym.
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