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People always tell you, ‘Be humble. Be humble.’ When was the last time someone told you to be amazing? Be great! Be great! Be awesome! Be awesome!
— Kanye West, American Mozart  (via scumburg)

nothomo:

when ur parents call u for dinner and u see they made your fav

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My favorite part of this photo is that there is absolutely no reason for Jason Segel to be in it and yet there he is laying on Seth Rogen

upwiththekai:

hokuto-ju-no-ken:

miidoriilol:

grandmasterbooty:

mooxy0u:

milkanclcookies:

this makes me so happy

HAS IT REALLY BEEN THAT LONG

numa numa era classic

lmao the kid in red cant even keep up with how nerdy he was as a child. dude in black is on point tho.

well holy shit

THIS VIDEO IS BLOCKED IN MY COUNTRY AND I AM SO ANGRY.


austni:

coolscar:

ok followers lets write a story. ill start: a young man stands in his bedroom

jackin it


when your mom makes you talk to distant relatives

peekachiu:

when someone steals food from your plate

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nomorefreerandy:

uhhhhhhhhhhhhh:

That awkward moment when you break the shower wall….

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insistedonbeingtwisted:

thepatientlywaitingfox:

she-wants-the-eod:

highball2814:

reverendrevenant:

I could have used this information over the last 29 years of my god damn life

My mom taught me to pack like this and she gets mad when I come to visit and sees that I don’t use it.

I need to remember this for uniforms.

Oh my god, I am learning this ASAP. HOW DID I NOT KNOW OF THIS BEFORE?!

No more losing socks to the bowels of your rucksack. This has been so handy in my career.